Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

If you'll read this you will be a gay. Hahaha, you readed it! Read more and your totally gay. Wagagaga nooob you readed again :D What a looser. Man, get a life already and stop reading more or you will be a retarded emo extra gay. Hahaha readed again!PWND

Contact Info

Send a Private Message (PM)

Website: click here!

Newgrounds Stats

Sign-Up Date:
4/1/06
Level: 18
Aura: Evil

Rank: Police Captain
Blams: 526
Saves: 1,741
Rank #: 2,504

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 3,480 / 3,600
Exp. Rank #: 5,684
Voting Pow.: 6.01 votes

BBS Posts: 61 (0.06 per day)
Flash Reviews: 66
Music Reviews: 0
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

Entry #4

Newer Older

Jump to Entry: [ 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 ]

100th Abusive reviews!

Posted by archeris Jul. 21, 2008 @ 10:46 AM EDT

Hooray!!! Finaly I've reached 100 abusive reviews and I'm still banned write review for 20days!!! Here's my ban review.

You have been banned from submitting reviews for the next 20 days.
This is a result of the review you left for Sore eye version 1.1.1.1 on 7/20/08 at 6:48:38 PM:

===============
Score: 0 / 10
Summary: ...
Review: Another review to low your score..
===============

The moderator Seamonky gave the following reason for the ban:

"99 reviews deleted in total? You seriously need a timeout..."

Please review the review guidelines in the FAQ before submitting further reviews.

Here's some more of my unhelpful reviews, that I have got. I'll give you a few reviews of it.

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for Sore eye version 1.1.1.1 on 7/20/08 at 5:26:23 PM, has been deleted:

===============
Score: 0 / 10
Summary: ...
Review: Ignore this review, I just want to make this flash score lower.

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for CattlePult on 7/15/08 at 10:39:34 AM, has been deleted:

===============
Score: 0 / 10
Summary: ...
Review: Cake is a lie!!! There is no real prize!

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for Sore eye version 1.1.1.1 on 7/20/08 at 5:26:23 PM, has been deleted:

===============
Score: 0 / 10
Summary: ...
Review: Ignore this review, I just want to make this flash score lower.

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for Blue Custom! on 7/18/08 at 4:29:53 PM, has been deleted:

===============
Score: 0 / 10
Summary: Sucks!
Review: First of all, then I lost, I didn't seen any restart button. -.-
Also this game is booring, no reason go to highscore, all fish colours are white, boost doesn't work and many more... By the way, how this shit got passed?
===============

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for Sore eye version 1.1.1.1 on 7/18/08 at 4:32:45 PM, has been deleted:

===============
Score: 0 / 10
Summary: ...
Review: Avoid this review. I'm just helping to blamm this shit.
===============

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for Red Team on 6/4/08 at 11:29:09 AM, has been deleted:

===============
Score: 3 / 10
Summary: ...
Review: God damn remove these adds, they still wont give you much money..
===============

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for -A Cry for Help 2- on 7/15/08 at 7:54:15 AM, has been deleted:

===============
Score: 0 / 10
Summary: ...
Review: Your flash is the one who is a spamm!
===============

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for Animal Athletics on 6/14/08 at 9:42:58 AM, has been deleted:

===============
Score: 0 / 10
Summary: ...
Review: Animal athletics.. The title says everything. I didn't even start to play this game and I know that this is a crap made for 2-4 years old newbs.
===============

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for A Kitty Krew Apology on 7/15/08 at 2:16:16 PM, has been deleted:

===============
Score: 0 / 10
Summary: ...
Review: I wont forgive you for submiting this crappy shit crew to newgrounds!
===============

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for The Impossible Quiz on 7/16/08 at 11:28:30 AM, has been deleted:

===============
Score: 0 / 10
Summary: Lame...
Review: Got to 31 question and I've lost... Don't just think I will everything from beggining. Anyways, get a life.
===============

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for Sore eye version 1.1.1.1 on 7/16/08 at 2:31:44 PM, has been deleted:

===============
Score: 0 / 10
Summary: ...
Review: Writing this review to take off the score..
===============

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for IndestructoTank A.E. on 7/15/08 at 10:38:23 AM, has been deleted:

===============
Score: 0 / 10
Summary: ...
Review: Apsolutely the same gay as a "IndestructoTank", almost no updates.For at least you can update this at your first flash. Hey every one, this flash is a spamm! Vote for 0 no metter what!
===============

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for A Portal Suicide on 12/30/07 at 6:49:29 AM, has been deleted:

===============
Score: 2 / 10
Summary: I hate your voice
Review: The only thing I haved you 2 stars is half shit drawing. Some noobs can't do even that..
===============

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for Music Bounce on 5/16/08 at 3:58:07 PM, has been deleted:

===============
Score: 7 / 10
Summary: Not bad
Review: .

It could be better, 7/10
===============

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for The Stick Tutorial. on 6/5/08 at 10:49:32 AM, has been deleted:

===============
Score: 6 / 10
Summary: ...
Review: That is so basic...
===============

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for "My Eyes are Open" S.E. on 6/14/08 at 5:26:11 PM, has been deleted:

===============
Score: 10 / 10
Summary: 1st!!!!!!!!!
Review: YAY! First on review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 11
===============

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for A One Level Game on 6/14/08 at 9:40:23 AM, has been deleted:

===============
Score: 0 / 10
Summary: Gayfull
Review: Your not ready to submit flash to newgrounds. Grow your pennis for at least 4 years and upgrade your noobie IQ.
===============

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for Maze Level Editor on 6/14/08 at 5:19:05 PM, has been deleted:

===============
Score: 0 / 10
Summary: ...
Review: Size of flash says everything. Thx for da blamm point!
===============

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for Ackbar : Voice on 6/14/08 at 5:22:29 PM, has been deleted:

===============
Score: 0 / 10
Summary: ...
Review: FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
===============

Here's my another ban!

You have been banned from submitting reviews for the next 28 days.
This is a result of the review you left for Just a Snake. on 6/14/08 at 5:25:23 PM:

===============
Score: 0 / 10
Summary: Crap
Review: Size of the flash says everything. Thx for the free blamm point!
===============

Ok, keep going...

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for Lazer Dodger on 6/13/08 at 5:40:23 PM, has been deleted:

===============
Score: 0 / 10
Summary: YAY!
Review: Thx for sending this crap and giving me a free blamm point! Didn't helped me really much but thanks anyway.
===============

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for Stickplay: The Game on 3/25/08 at 8:42:26 AM, has been deleted:

===============
Score: 3 / 10
Summary: Poor flash..
Review: I don't think you are ready to send craps to newgrounds.
===============

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for There She Is!! step3 on 6/14/08 at 7:58:06 AM, has been deleted:

===============
Score: 0 / 10
Summary: Fucking chineese flash..
Review: Your flash are so booring, I bet no one likes it, just voting high on it and that's all..
===============

Another ban..

You have been banned from submitting reviews for the next 5 days.
This is a result of the review you left for Hibbles on 6/6/08 at 6:43:06 AM:

===============
Score: 0 / 10
Summary: YAY!!!!!!!
Review: THANKS FOR THE FREE BLAMM POINT!!!!!!!!!
===============

This one is the best of all!!!

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for End Bear Dead Bear on 3/19/08 at 10:11:47 PM, has been deleted:

===============
Score: 2 / 10
Summary: Really bad..
Review: First of all, learn type in english, not in jepanease or what ever the fuck noob lenguage is this. Second I didn't interested in this 30 seconds movie not AT ALL! And by the way, why are you making these crappy flash which don't interest anyone exept the noobs?

Over bad points:
no buttons (NOT EVEN 1!)
Used only 1 sound
Only about 1% of newgrounders can read your noobie lenguage.
your present has an texture errors.
50% of your flash is a text box.
Booring to all peaples who's IQ is higher than 80.
Maybe I should give you a two stars, but never mind, I liked a some bit your drawing :/

P.S. If you will everly responce to this review, please don't comment that your flash are better than mine if you don't want to get more noob. Well, good luck in the future if you have it.

Who will flag this review on abusive or useless, that will be a gay/noob/assholl/emo. No one's will know that your flagged it, but it will comes to your conscience.
===============

Hope you like it! I'll put some more if you really enjoyed my reviews. And by the way, how much do you have deleted unhelphul reviews?

Edit: I have got a massage from the review moderator "Seamonky"

At 7/27/08 1:11 AM, archeris wrote:
|So I want to ask, am I on a highscore on posting abusive review quantity or something?
Nope and don't try to make anymore abusive reviews or else.

Watch more of my super special awesome posts!
1.The biggest pwnage ever!!!
2.My 100th abusive reviews!
3.Free zone-archive hentai flash!
4.BEST FLASH EVER!!!
5.Newgrounds sucks!
archeris:Main

Updated: 08/20/08 3:06 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

The People Have Spoken

20 Comments

Jul. 21, 2008 | 10:59 AM ngfan14 says:

I wish I had that many. I only have about 4 abusive reviews.

Jul. 21, 2008 | 4:11 PM archeris responds:

It's not hard to do, just try it.

Jul. 23, 2008 | 5:57 PM burrito15 says:

100! WOW! I think I got only got 3! X3

Jul. 24, 2008 | 6:59 AM archeris responds:

I have got even more now :D

Jul. 27, 2008 | 2:25 AM Seamonky says:

Leave more abusive reviews and I'll ban you forever.

Jul. 27, 2008 | 8:16 AM archeris responds:

If you'll ban me I will tell everything TomFulp what mistakes you have done by doing your job and you'll be fired from your job and I don't really care about it, you will find another job anyways... I can do it right now, but I'll better wait till my "ban forever" ban. I guess you know about what am I talking about, I wont talk it too much in this post.

Updated: Jul. 27, 2008, 10:59 AM

Jul. 27, 2008 | 8:19 AM archeris says:

By the way, I know TomFulps e-mail that he always checks, It's not like he's inbox Ng account, which is not going to be checked for months.

Jul. 30, 2008 | 2:55 PM Dew says:

You need to leave Newgrounds. Forever.

Jul. 30, 2008 | 7:55 PM archeris responds:

No, I don't need to leave Newgrounds. Forever. Your not owning me you mother fucker!
P.S.I'm not gay in case you didn't know.

Updated: Sep. 15, 2008, 3:54 PM

Jul. 30, 2008 | 3:19 PM lilcheeselad says:

lolfag

Jul. 30, 2008 | 7:55 PM archeris responds:

lolfag? What the fuck does this means? Well let's spend some time on descrambling your newbie language. Did you mean "Lol fag"? Seriously, do you know what it means? Lol - lots of laugh and fag,... Wtf? Fag means just a word "fag". So what you mean you want to say is "Lots of laugh fag"? Or did you mean "Lot's of laugh, fag"? Both of these sentences makes absolutely no sense! Even if you wanted to say "Lots of laugh, fag", then fuck you! You are the fag, not me - who knows the english about several times better than you. You are really sick person, seriously, go chop your pennis, you still are not going to use this because girls don't love guys which is mumbling instead of normal talking. But remember, by cutting your dick off, your saving a weight of your body, still you don't that cock.
P.S. You've forgot to put a dog on the end of this sentence.

Updated: Sep. 15, 2008, 4:35 PM

Jul. 30, 2008 | 5:51 PM Kore018 says:

Those abusive reviews were quite yummy. I'll make sure to favorite your review page the next time you come out of your ban.

Jul. 30, 2008 | 8:01 PM archeris responds:

Whahaha noob moderators already knows about my reviews so go fuck yourself from the back! By the way, you say that my abusive reviews are quite yummy? Well I don't mind you can eat it whenever you want if It's possible. Donno, maybe you live in matrix of internet or something..

Updated: Sep. 15, 2008, 4:19 PM

Jul. 30, 2008 | 8:58 PM Kore018 says:

Of course you won't be banned for not making any abusive reviews. That's the whole point about this site. Not being banned for breaking the rules :)

Jul. 31, 2008 | 5:04 AM archeris responds:

Mostly I can be banned for writing reviews.. But you know what happens If I'll get banned (read the Seamonky review).

Updated: Sep. 15, 2008, 4:21 PM

Jul. 30, 2008 | 9:05 PM Bryan says:

HaHa i got bronze whistle!

Jul. 31, 2008 | 5:04 AM archeris responds:

Nice that you have a bronze whistle, but I don't give the fucking shit reason why should I care about your fucking whistle! What's your fucking IQ is, 70? I guess It's even lower you pointless retarded shit. I suggest you to spamm your fucking massage to others, and congratulate your self that you have your upgraded whistle. Well ok, just listen to this you mother fucker, I am police captain on newgrounds, have got 440 blams 1740 saves, and yeah, right, I'm also 16lv on newgrounds, and I'm also near the 17lv. And what the fuck doe's this suppose to mean? To be a some gay like you and gratulate my self for this? Yeah, what a kind stupid idea It would be if every one congratulate's them selfes for getting a some new level. Really...

By the way, your flash sucks, no flash skills and every pointless thing you have learned in noobie collection of /flashtutorials. And some pointless shit from As:Main. Or maybe something even from As:Main3. Also, you've crapped newgrounds site good with your fucking clock krew. Your flash was a mistake, you have been succeeded only because of peaples high rating. And they was been rating high only because It was a fucking noobie CLOCK KREW DAY! That celebration sucks! Even the crappiest flash has been passed through the fucking underjudment!!!

Let's get back to your fucking comment. Look at your self, your only level six newgrounder. And your aura is the worst of all. It's FABULOUS! And your only a police officer, how gay are you. You don't have a life. All your life is a matrix. And who are you I don't get it, a transexual? Just look at your gender:
Age/Gender: n/a, Male
Doe's n/a means that you are half woman and mosely man? Well like I have said, you are transexual member. Oh wait, doesn't this n/a means age? Yeah, now I get it, you haven't even born yet! Like I told ya, you live in matrix noob. And look at this, just look at this you mother fucking dead shit:
Job: student
Your job is student. You think this is funny that at your job you have been typed "student"! And here's a question I want to ask you. How the fucking fucked unfuckable fuckiest unfucked fuck, are you going to get money from working as a student? Oh, does that means you are studiyng in the university and getting money for getting A's? Well don't lie to me you fucking brat! We both know that you gay are liyng! You are so dumb that you don't even deserve to be studiyng in university. Yeah, now you are going to type something: "Don't comment anything if you don't know that this is true". Well before saying that, I am going to proove that you fucking gay are not studying in a university! Like your the fucking comment was:
Bryan says:
HaHa i got bronze whistle!
Well this prooves everything aboput how the stupid shit are you! So don't even try to lie me that you are getting money for your fucking good study, like you don't even study in there.

Seriously, go fuck your self, you don't even deserve to be that stupid IQ creature to be in newgrounds! Just PISS OFF OF THE NEWGROUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!

Updated: Aug. 19, 2008, 2:00 PM

Jul. 30, 2008 | 9:09 PM Lorkas says:

Sveikinu, kaip matau tu irgi trolis :D. Tai va, faina cia trolint newgroundus,.

Jul. 31, 2008 | 5:06 AM archeris responds:

Tai aisku :) Pz kokiu nesamoniu esu pridares.. Persiskaityk visus mano postus kuriuos esu padares.

Ignore this review. It's impossible you to read it with your noobie english knowledge.

Updated: Aug. 4, 2008, 1:46 PM

Aug. 5, 2008 | 11:16 PM High-off-cheese says:

YOUR GAY

Aug. 6, 2008 | 8:39 AM archeris responds:

Did you mean "You are gay."? It's another fucker who don't speak english and leaves really small massage in this news. Seriously, are you thinking what you are saying? You mean I am gay? Really? If so, then prove it noob! I guess that's impossible for you to prove because I you haven't seen me in real life + I haven't been talking in any chats, topics, comments, reviews that I am gay. Even so, if you wanted to say that I am gay, what is the fucking reason all about? If I really wore be a gay, that means your laughing at me? Well if you really are that immature well here's for you what to say: Imagine that you are emo and you like it. So in that case, you'd really are going to be happy that someone is laughing from you? 100 percentage of immature for sure...

Updated: Sep. 15, 2008, 4:34 PM

Aug. 6, 2008 | 11:36 PM Aeonstars says:

only 2 parts are much more than you've done/ever will do.

Aug. 7, 2008 | 11:44 AM archeris responds:

Learn talk english noob and tell what the fuck you wanted to tell me.

Aug. 10, 2008 | 2:42 PM tire78bob says:

nice lol

Aug. 10, 2008 | 7:47 PM archeris responds:

Thanks :)

Aug. 15, 2008 | 10:52 AM Thracian says:

lol, keep it up bro, fuck the flagging stat whores.

Aug. 15, 2008 | 12:07 PM archeris responds:

Sure..

Updated: Sep. 15, 2008, 4:37 PM

Aug. 18, 2008 | 5:53 AM AdairTishler says:

At least my flashes aren't as bad as your reviews.

Aug. 18, 2008 | 4:08 PM archeris responds:

My reviews aren't bad, you just don't get the point of it.

Updated: Sep. 15, 2008, 4:37 PM

Aug. 18, 2008 | 10:22 AM The-DeadDick says:

gotta agree with AdairTishler here

Aug. 18, 2008 | 4:08 PM archeris responds:

Same shit goes to you!

Aug. 19, 2008 | 6:19 AM 455H0L3 says:

i dont review

Aug. 19, 2008 | 7:21 AM archeris responds:

You just did!

Sep. 8, 2008 | 7:33 AM satanixproject says:

yo guy you make me crazy ^^ it's perfect i'd like to go on ABUSIV REVIEWS like you man ah anather thing after reading the whole page now i can say that i hate the word REVIEW thx o0

Sep. 15, 2008 | 4:39 PM archeris responds:

No problem.

Oct. 4, 2008 | 2:21 AM Grammer says:

I love this blog so much

Oct. 28, 2008 | 9:14 PM archeris responds:

Gay.

Oct. 16, 2008 | 2:31 AM TheFreedMan says:

that's quite a track record you got there. good job. keep up the good work.

Oct. 28, 2008 | 9:14 PM archeris responds:

Ty. And also the NG rules says that there is no records on abbusive massages :D